Goring-on-Thames, United Kingdom, December 26, 2016. As the world mourns the loss of pop superstar George Michael, an emerging story is casting a shadow on his death. According to sources, the singer was facing a grim choice, perform at the upcoming Trump inaugural, or be outed as a Trump supporter.
Few celebrities are willing to openly support Trump, with the exception of Scott Baio, a celebrity fondly remembered for something. “I’m sure this threatened outing will send shivers through Hollywood,” said an unnamed source.
While state leaders like Vladamir Putin will – according to Andy Borowitz – be singing at the ceremony, few commercial stars have signed on. “There’s just so much hate,” said an anonymous source. “Celebrities have to hide their true selves or face dire consequences. After being outed as a Trump supporter, I personally was threatened with a malaria infected throw pillow. When will this intolerance end?”