ALL HARLEM EUTHANIZED TO SAVE DEER

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Photo: Murray Foubister

New York City, December 16, 2016.  To save a deer that strayed into a Harlem park, NY State decided to euthanize the entire population of Harlem today.  “Look at all the good dominating the African-American vote this fall did for us,” said Governor Andrew Cuomo.

Seven hours after clearing Harlem of all human life, the deer dropped dead.  “We waited too long, clearly,” noted Cuomo.  “To avoid this in future, we will euthanize all African-American communities located within two miles of any green space,” Cuomo said.  “Fortunately,” he noted, “most of our blacks live far from parks or open space.  This will help keep the cost of these programs down.”

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