WASHINGTON D.C. The autocorrect feature on Donald Trump’s phone changed the word “kisses” to “missiles”this afternoon, causing a chain reaction that led to the death of millions in Mexico.
Trump meant to tweet, “Firing kisses at my Russian friends”, but autocorrect changed kisses to missiles. Russian officials retweeted “huh?” but fired a missile back “just in case.” Fortunately, Trump realized the mistake in time, tweeting, “meant kisses…lol,” and Russia was able to redirect the missile to Mexico, killing millions. “Bill Gates showed me how to turn autocorrect off,” chortled Trump, “That almost sucked.”
Meanwhile, reached for comment in his bunker, Mexico’s President said that Trump means well, and that his country had too many people anyway. “No need to leave now, plenty of room!” he said. Meanwhile, a group of outraged celebrities vowed action. “Our entire next generation of gardeners, vaporized. This will not stand.”